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Thursday, November 27, 2008 @ 3:54 PM hahahas. got this thing from the class blog. take a l00k... Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? A: The boy's hand. Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'? hahas .kudos to the guy who wrote this |